Bailout part deux


I'm just wondering, but did the railroads, wagon makers, steam ship builders, and purveryors of old-timey penny farthing bikes ask for a bailout when it became painfully obvious that they were making a product whose time had passed? I know the rail-roads employed a lot of people back in the day, but I don't think they asked for a bailout when Mr. Ford's model T started rolling around. So congratulations GM, Ford, and Chrysler. No one likes your cars, most of them are ugly and have crap reliability, and people in So Cal definitely need more hummers (no jokes please), so I definetly think the government should give you money to keep building more. And please, don't just build more cars, build biggers ones. And guarantee lots of big benefits to the Unions! Hooray Unions! (and now some guy with a pseudo-italian accent is going to come knock on my door and I may never post again)

Also, wasn't it just a few weeks ago that we were told if we didn't give the financial industry an astronical sum, we would all spontaneously combust, or have some similar horrendous fate befall the free world. And it had to be given immediately. No waiting, no questions asked. Well, they are still trying to figure out what to do with the money, and we are all still here. So, keep that in mind when they discuss how GM has to have money - NOW!

And if anyone hasn't heard the rumors, this lady might be my new boss... So I got that going for me, which is nice.


P.S. If anyone out there is thinking: "Oh, Rob just complains about problems, he doesn't offer any solutions." You are wrong, I have tons of good ideas. Just wait until the Candrian 2032 campaign starts rolling...

AJ Candrian  – (4:56 PM)  

Yes you can! Yes you can! Alright, maybe we should think of a new campaign slogan.

Lisa  – (10:52 PM)  

Candrian 2032 Ok I'm in, but than I want a tour of the big house

Mike  – (11:27 PM)  

Remember our foreign policy that we concocted back in the day? I'll be an awesome secretary of defense.

Clayton and Camea  – (11:10 AM)  

Rob, you crack me up...Love that picture of your potential new boss, and I'll vote for you too, but yeah, Andrea's right you do need a new slogan.

Brittany  – (11:40 AM)  

Please sign me up to work on your campaign. Andrea can be your press secretary and I will be your senior advisor or Chief of Staff or maybe Communications Advisor. Or even head of the Social Office. Actually, scratch that. Make Amy the head of your Social Office.

Joy Candrian  – (11:41 AM)  

Can I have my own commercial to tell everyone how wonderful you'd be as President? (I'll only be 76 by then). Love the analogy about the auto companies compared to the wagon makers, etc.

~The Stevens Family~  – (1:58 PM)  

I talked to Andrea over the weekend and asked her when we could look forward to your campaign! Awesome.

Audrey  – (2:33 PM)  

Rob,
I think I will feel a lot better about myself if you would send me the photo from your triathalon. Also, I am glad you are still committed to the plan you made in 7th grade English to run for President.

Amy  – (8:24 PM)  

I can be the head of the Social Office, or Secretary of HHS...anything will do!

Evan  – (4:51 PM)  

I remember on the mission during Christmas when we were stuck up in our apartment in Schaafhausen. I heard enough of your ideas too the point we almost threw punches.

I do think you will make a great President and you have my vote.

Rachelle  – (8:54 PM)  

Rob, if you don't want anything to do with Hillary why did you guys vote for Obama?

Drew Turk  – (1:06 PM)  

2032 gives me plenty of time to remember some dirt on you. Saweeet!

Rob  – (11:46 PM)  

Rachelle,

Lorena may have shared her vote, but I have not disclosed mine!

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